Scruby Breakfast

Eating breakfast out of a vagina in the morning.

Scruby Breakfast. Stuff a fist full of hamburger meat inside the vagina and let bake over night, eat it out of her the next morning.

by Mcbassilisk June 4, 2010

russian breakfast

the act of cracking an egg onto a vagina, and optionally some crumbled bacon, and licking it off

Mrs. Obama and i had a nice russian breakfast

by Tim Fucksalot March 31, 2010

Breakfast Spread

A metaphorical and implied meaning to have sex on the breakfast table in the morning. Normally it involves the woman spreading wide and ready to receive. If a child asks what this is it's just a side sauce like breakfast gravy.

Barry: Honey, get the breakfast spread ready so I can dip my sausage in it.

Veronica: Alright the spread is on the table ready to get eaten.

by wankerpipe June 23, 2014

Breakfast of Champions

A morning bongload usually with ice cubes instead of bongwater. Very refreshing.

To cure their hangovers, the guys enjoyed a breakfast of champions to start their days off right.

by hughmonger November 3, 2003

Power Breakfast

A big fat line of charlie in replacement of breakfast after a heavy night on the nose. Sorts you out for the day ahead.

I should be shattered today, but its ok, I had a power breakfast.

by crazygirl12 May 17, 2009

Breakfast Muffin

Woman on Woman Insult: A woman you don't like who is dating or has dated a man you are interested in. Conveys contempt tinged with jealousy.

JP1 saw Pete's Breakfast Muffin yesterday, she still can't figure out what was he thinking dating her!?

by City Pete January 31, 2006

wet breakfast

That someone who you are attracted to but really pisses you off.

Fucking hell Jennifer Owen is such a wet breakfast!

by xXHyper SkillzXx January 8, 2015