Musical boner

When music is so good it becomes arousing.

Dude, i had a musical boner all the way through the tame impala concert last night.

by Phil lesherson January 20, 2014

pussy boner

State of extreme female sexual arousal or desire.

Ashley gets such a pussy boner whenever Jeff smiles at her.

by Romeo Foxtrot December 17, 2006

Boner flipping

Taking Ecstasy then/and either viagra, levitra, or any other medication for a limp dick in order to more quickly achieve a boner while rolling.

Dude, did you see Murph last night? He was boner flipping and got a boner while getting a light show at the rave.

I boner flip every time I roll now.

by quigbert January 2, 2009

bounce blower

An instrument used to cover up the smell of pot. instead of just blowing the smoke into the air and smelling up the place you simply use the bounce blower.

HOW TO MAKE:
You take a paper towel roll and about 2-3 sheets of fabric softener, ie; Bounce (bold scent) and you elastic it to the end of the paper towel. and there you have your bounce blower.

Michael: "dude we should smoke some weed!"

Dave: "Ya man good idea... but we should use the bounce blower"

Michael: "duuudde..."

by MitchellHo. May 22, 2005

Squirrel Boner

An idiot. Generally a fratty kind of person who wears only Lacoste, Polo, Vineyard Vines and New Balance. The name comes from the relative size of their penis.

"Look at that squirrel boner over there trying to get in her pants!"
"He'll never make it. She wants a real man, not a squirrel boner."

by Puchley October 27, 2008

Piss Boner

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.

by T-Bone June 30, 2004

car owner boner

The wondrous feeling of pride one gets when working on their car (e.g. changing a tire).

So I was on the freeway the other day and I got a flat. Next thing I did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. I can safely say that I had a car owner boner for the rest of that night.

by dejaflu February 23, 2011