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Human Bottle Rocket 

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show
My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again

epic bottle chase of doom yo my man 

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bottle Flipping. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Bottle's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bottle Flipping truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Bottle Flipping epic," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Bottle Flip tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
yo man, you cant be epic bottle chase of doom yo my man right now.

Sticky bottle 

Term used for a cheating technique in a bicycle race where a competitor is handed a hydration bottle out of a team car, but both people hold on to the bottle for a while allowing the rider to be towed along by the car for a few seconds instead of having to pedal.
Bradley Wiggins was struggling up a climb but Peter Sagan sticky bottled his way past. I don't know whether the judges caught it.
Sticky bottle by Slimshady February 19, 2023

Baby Bottle 

in reference to Lean, using a baby bottle is a way to measure how much your pour up.
sebastian: Yo did you bring the baby bottle?
andrew: yea but i poured up a line already
Baby Bottle by raeznet July 23, 2023

Two cares in a bottle 

Derivative of "without a care in the world."

The bottle may or may not be a reference to alcohol; that much is not known.
He wanted to travel without two cares in a bottle.

Empty ketchup bottle 

When a guy goes down on a girl and she starts her period and she queefs in his face.
Dude I hooked up with Lacey last night, all was good until she empty ketchup bottled all over my face queef