Reader's Block

When reading a boring piece of literature, such as a school Biology textbook or assigned reading book for English, you seem to lose track of time and begin reading the same sentence over and over again, while absorbing none of it.

Anthony: Hey Callum, how do you think you did on the Bio test?

Callum: I think I did pretty bad, I had major reader's block last night trying to cram for the test.

Anthony: Man, I hate reader's block.

by Aivalleb September 15, 2009

blocking

The simple yet incredibly satisfactory act of walking round the block. It is the perfect thing to do when bored, and stimulates conversation, friendship and oddly also spontaneous dragon-baby abduction.
The fundamental rule of blocking is: do not retrace your steps!
Blocking also highly condemns the wearing of yellow socks.

Blocker 1: dude im bored.
Blocker 2: wanna go for a block?
Blocker 1: hell no your wearing yellow socks
R.i.P blocker 2
thats blocking

by mentalgeorge September 24, 2012

boob block

someone who prevents another from seeing boobs

Her dad is such a boob block, he pranced in just as Meg was about to remove her shirt and share the melon.

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Drunken Diane was about to take her shirt off when her boyfriend walked in and stopped her, what a boob block.

by Roux and JD April 8, 2006

Catcher Block

The ladies man, man's man, Man about town from the hit movie, "Down With Love" He's played by the super talented Heart Throb Ewan McGregor. If you haven't seen this movie, go to your movie rental place and GET IT! He will make your heart melt!

Catcher Block
-Why Do You Mourn Baby??
-Everything when WHO-WEY!
*With his super hott Scottish accent and his Southern accent (IN THE SAME MOVIE!!!)

by Ewan's Dream Girl ( yes yes!) September 10, 2007

Carter Block

When someone prevents you from listening to overrated albums like Tha Carter 3 or other Lil Wayne material. Similar to a "Cock Block" except with Lil Wayne music.

"Yo man bump that Carter 3 son!"
"Nah man im going to bump a good album like LAX."
"Why you Carter Blocking on me dawg? Why?"

by B.Snyde June 12, 2008

Blockland

Blockland is a lego-like building game started around early 2005. There are many cool features such as add-ons, minigames, and eventing. Many people think there is a "war" between Blockland and Roblox. That's just the idiots from Blockland and the idiots from Roblox going to the other forum and giving their games a bad name.

Blocklander-sided idiot: (goes to Roblox forums) LOL NOOBS! BL IS BETTER! (goes back to Blockland and shows other Blocklanders)
Blocklanders: Stop it. We don't want to argue with them, you're provoking more fights.
Roblox-sided idiot: I'm gonna get revenge LOL! (goes to Blockland forums) LOL NOOBS! ROBLOX IS BETTER! (goes back to Roblox and shows other Robloxians)
Robloxians: Stop it. We don't want to argue with them, you're provoking more fights.
then it goes on and on forever until nobody decides to get revenge
then someone revives the fake war

by ackfahr July 26, 2010

blocking

The act of walking "around the block" without retracing your footsteps and always finishing where you started. You may only block where there is a path or a street so most people practice it in urban areas. Also, no blocker may ever wear yellow socks!

Let's go blocking.

by hairballfuzz September 30, 2012