masterbate til bleedage

1. To masterbate so terrible hard, and/or hard, that the edge of your penis begins to bleed, and, soon enough, the bleeding spreads to your whole penis, causing it to hurt to urinate, orgasam or do whatever you do with it for the next 3 days.

Oh god, last night, Chris said he was jacking off so hard, he started to bleed...says it hurts to piss now...

by dcshoekid1 April 14, 2005

go beep yourself

go beep or fuck yourself anywhere

Yo Kris, go beep yourself

by Kris Lam March 9, 2005

bleeper doodle

Someone who cusses, or uses profanity often.

Person 1:"Tim is such a bleeper doodle"
Person 2:"I know, he can't go one minute without cussing."

by CornIsMmmMmmGood April 27, 2011

Bleeding Donut

When you've had way too much hot sauce for your own good and your ass is bleeding from shitting so much. It is also so inflamed that if you were to shit just one more time you may end up in reconstructive rectum surgery.

Julie: are you ok? you've been shitting for about half an hour now, do you need an ambulance?

Damian: I ate way too many burritos last night, I swear i have a bleeding donut right now

by JulieLafleur March 18, 2010

Bleeder

A bleeder is a person who takes off people, either money or resources and drains them like a parasite would.

That guy doesn't work much he just takes off others he's a right bleeder!

by summit junkie October 4, 2016

beep boop bop

a language which was popularized around early february and got popularized because of a game called friday night funkin which is a game that amassed 15M views on newgrounds

bee bo skdoo beep boop bop

by Ultra-UltimateGamer May 19, 2021

cheese bleed

When your cock starts to bleed due to a very toothy blowjob (usually performed by amateurs) or if you should ever happen to somehow cut your cock (ouch) it can be referred to as cheese bleeding. Also it can be used as a code to keep said cheese-bleeding a secret, usually from girls. Funny that. hmmmm.

Guy 1: oh my word, im in so much pain after that cheese-bleeding contest the mrs decided to have last night.

Guy 2: too much info dude!!

Guy 1's Mrs: wtf is a cheese bleed? I only remember going down on you last night and watching a film.

Guy 1: its nothing love, good blow job by the way

Guy 2: Hahahahaha

by hi11m4n August 4, 2010