blarshnivarv

Blarshnivarv was a name of a dude that was just all-around stupid crazy and was well known as a creator of all things stupid. That name became a phrase used to describe things that are invented that just make no sense in the slightest.

That chair with a foam back and wooden butt cushion is so incredibly stupid it must have been designed by a blarshnivarv.

by Cam ;} February 6, 2022

Blart

When you eat alot of cool ranch doritos then proceed to throw up in your partners anus

Nikolas cage blarted me at the party

by Nat zi March 18, 2022

blargmania

When You Send Juuuusssttttt a Little TOO Hard at the Functionnnn..........

"How do you feel bro"
"Bruh im in like blargmania rnn.."

by CaptainRAWR May 6, 2022

Blarg

When you feel like blah and are slightly irritated about It

Today was a rough day, blarg!

by Mtg187 May 8, 2022

Blarp

A cute way of saying"well shit"

Look at that line for customer service blarp

by Mtg187 May 8, 2022

BLARGHMANMER

Dylan (or Dillon) has been shopping for adult toys

BLARGHMANMER for an hour or so.

by Dr.totallyreal PHD May 11, 2022

Blarghegeggaging

adjective
1. A word to describe an individual's lack of meaning in their words
2. Randomly Nonsensical

You're speaking utter blarghegeggaging

by theblhargster May 28, 2022