benjamin

an annoying nerd who thinks hes always right and will threaten you if you disagree

kid: hey benjamin

benjamin: *whack*
kid: hey what was that for
benjamin: you dont like mozart

by Mutant Giant Spider Dog September 3, 2025

Benjamin

A weapon of mass destruction.

“Oh My Gerd, look at those Benjamin’s”

by Meow102188 October 6, 2023

The Benjamin Franklin

When you put $100 bills in a girl’s underwear and you hit it from the back while your homie hits the front. She is on all fours like a kite.

Did you hear Rich and Jake did the Benjamin Franklin with Misty last night? They kept the hundos tho

by Poptropica35 August 11, 2018

Benjamin

$100 USD. Gets its meaning from the portrait of Benjamin Franklin on the front of the $100 bill

Person 1: Yo bro how much can I get with this Benjamin?
Person 2: You can pick up a zip for 100.

by aj hempenstall April 11, 2023

Benjamin

Benjamin is the best thing I could ever ask for. He such a cutie pootie. He care about everything I have to say . He such a perfect person .

“who Benjamin ?”
“The love of my life”

by Poopydanna November 20, 2023

Benjamin

Benjamins is the sweetest person ever . He could make me always laugh and smile. He everything I could ever ask for. He the funniest person I ever met . I love my boyfriend Benjamin

“Who Benjamin “
“The love of my life “

by Poopydanna November 20, 2023

Benjamin

Just change ur name to Ben it will do you a favor

Benjamin barely even has his drivers license

by Ronnen N November 22, 2021