Bed holocaust

The act of jacking off and killing millions of knuckle children

Juan: Hey, I just commited a Bed Holocaust and put it in the fridge.

Adolf: That's why the yogurt tasted funny.

by mr.horhez March 3, 2011

Bed Dead

Referring to any person, male or female, gay or straight, who has lost interest in having any form of sex with anyone. More specifically with their partner of long standing. (Not to be ascribed to anyone with health conditions which would preclude sex).

"He never wants to have sex with me anymore, he's bed dead." or "We used to have such a hot relationship, but she's just bed dead now."

by Joan1 June 1, 2013

pouring into bed

To go to bed after drinking most of the evening. The pouring action is used rather than a climbing or crawling action, as the person falls into the bed in a fluid manner similar to a header or a swan dive. This is often done with street clothes on, as most people pass out upon entering one's bedroom. It is also said that drunk people lack the coordination to change clothes.

Pouring into bed is typically followed by a hangover the next morning.

Person 1: "I had a good time at the party, but I think I had a few too many."
Person 2: "Have fun pouring into bed."

by solana August 3, 2007

Sam's Bed

A place of the unknown, to which anything can happen, be heard or been seen...also comfy.

Sam's bed

by teD / Bam Bam January 13, 2009

crack the bed

When you need to sleep so much that you can't do anything else except throwing your self heavily into your bed

Mate, I'm feeling knackered I can't be arse to go out tonight, I'm gonna crack the bed instead

by johlunik August 2, 2011

passenger side of the bed

the side of the bed I do not sleep on

Diva, when working, always insisted that clients sleep on the passenger side of the bed

by jmarcusn June 1, 2010

shit the bed

to die or break down

My car shit the bed this morning.

by brian October 28, 2003