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Beaner

A term referring to Daniel Ortiz
Me: whats up beaner
Danny: stop
by Usapyon April 2, 2024
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Beaner

A word to describe a person wearing a beanie
*Looking for a scav wearing a Kotton Beanie in Escape from Tarkov* "Where are them beaners at?"
by Zwolfychu April 10, 2024
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beaner barn

A non-rural residence that houses farm animals.
My neighbor's rooster woke me up this morning! I need to move away from that beaner barn.

Husband: "Let's get a chicken! They lay up to 10 eggs per day!"
Wife: "You're not turning my house into a beaner barn."
by Panurge87 July 25, 2024
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Beanernigletexpress

When a Mexican preforms grand theft auto with a black baby in the car and escapes
Eduardo became a beanernigletexpress when he stole Maria’s Honda civic with her child Jerome inside
by Demorfugusnite July 29, 2024
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Beanerism

A Mexican behavior, activity, etc (ex. Immigrating from the Rio Grande River)
A white guy: Dude, I need a job pronto before I get evicted.

Another White guy: Why don’t you do house cleaning?

White guy: I’m not doing house cleaning because that’s a beanerism
by addingISMStoslurs May 11, 2024
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Beaner

These beaners always come into our country and multiply like a virus!
by TheMexicanSlurDatabase December 28, 2024
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Beavers Axe

A concept or suggestion that in practice would in fact be beneficial, but only in a negligible attribute or change.

as in you change or introduce something that leads to an objectively positive effect, but the effect is functionally redundant , possibly due to the original subject having the means to perform whichever task the suggestion was aiming for, or outside negatives/positives balancing its effect out.

The suggestion may also even harm the subject when effecting or effected by other factors of the subject or its surroundings (physically or broadly).

I'm not smart so I cant think of a specific example, but you fellas get the picture!

The term stems from the fact that an axe wielding beaver already has the biological means to cut down a tree, and must now either redundantly use an axe, or even inefficiently fumble about with the axe due to its stupid animal PAW hands. Beavers can barely hold axes, also their weak.

Anyways, a beavers axe is at best neutral, and at worst less convenient.
"I mean sure the bill made my rent 50 dollars cheaper, but my utility's are still shooting up. Its just a beavers axe, Ya know?" Said Ned Flanders, in his unexpected Guest Star role on "Urban Dictionary".
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
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