banter

To engage in imaginative, humourous, and enjoyable conversation with friends, potential ex-wives, and females.

"seriously, lets get some bitches" "that blonde piece looks up for some banter"

"Darren, your banter is appaling"

"When Chris drops his banter, the women turn to shit"

Good banter: "what do you do for a living? I work on big brother, want to go to the wrap party?"

Bad banter: "do you have a boyfriend?"

by Kronenburg May 28, 2006

Bater

A horny mamal who is said to originate in southern california, but claims to be hawaiian. Is known to talk non stop and very annoying at times. Is notorious for using phrases like: "bwah!" and "I am from Hawaii"

Man that Bater ate all of my food and then he

by the look July 10, 2003

turkey baster

when a guy and girl have sex unprotected then the guy eats the girl out after the sex

Guy: man did you hear how chris turkey bastered his sister last night? that shits gross.
Girl: yeah we should call him turkey baster.

by Bnugz November 20, 2006

mater bater

A person that masturbates to his significant other.

That douchebag is such a mater bater. He makes me want to bate to tubgirl.

by Steve Bater May 13, 2005

Basterd

A person born without a father.

I never met my father so therefore, I m a basterd.

by ah la mode May 9, 2009

Banter Santa

Banter Santa is the word referered to people around the Christmas period that think they have banter

That was a funny joke Ben tippett you must be a banter Santa

by lewis stanmore December 4, 2014

Banter Sponge

Someone who sucks all the banter out of a situation

"Hey ,I have to do homework!"
"Don't be such a banter sponge"
"You're gonna cause a BANTERSPLOSION!!!

by Agent Obvious April 19, 2015