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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Petty Backing

When one defends a subject or a person with no premise besides emotional upheaval and assertion.

“Did you hear that guy talking about how his chihuahua could maul 10 grown men and if anyone argues with him he’s just going to ignore them?. He was definitely ’Petty Backing’”.

by Newdefproducer April 6, 2025

Gargle barking

1.) When one becomes so intoxicated they begin to speak nonsense
2.) When laughing so hard and when speaking it turns out in ways no one understands
3.) At anytime when crossing up your words

“Nick, you were really gargle barking last night at the campfire.”
“Yesterday at work Rob was gargle barking so hard.”

by Cotesmagoates August 28, 2025

Ankle Banking

The strategic practice of revealing ankle to gain favor or brighten someone’s afternoon.

Nathan has had a rough day. Sounds like some ankle banking is in order.

by Zdubs9683 September 12, 2025

Ankle Banking

The strategic practice of revealing ankle to gain favor or brighten someone’s afternoon.

Nathan has had a rough day. Sounds like some ankle banking is in order.

by Zdubs9683 September 12, 2025

Ankle Banking

The strategic practice of revealing ankle to gain favor or brighten someone’s afternoon.

Nathan has had a rough day. Sounds like some ankle banking is in order.

by Zdubs9683 September 12, 2025

Ring Barking

When you are screaming to deficate, turtle head poking brown dragon peaking out your hole and you rush in to the toilet - let it rip without realising there is zero toilet paper, none whatsoever, just the brown cardboard cylindrical centre. Unroll the brown cardboard from its triangular edge and create what resembles a piece of bark. Now wipe your ring'ole with this. This is the act of ring barking.

Had two options, rip one off in the sink and use the tap as a bidet or full ring barking hunter gather style. Went with the latter.

by Boogaloo_Shyrimp January 14, 2026