When you’re plowing someone in the ass and they rip a huge fart, but the fart goes up your urethra and inflates your bladder rapidly. Typically followed by the elusive Penis Queef.
Dude 1: “Yo I was fucking Damien in the ass the other night and he farted in my dick”
Dude 2: “aw man I’ve always wanted to try a pneumatic bussy balloon”
Dude 3: “None of those words are in the Bible guys….”
Dude 2: “aw man I’ve always wanted to try a pneumatic bussy balloon”
Dude 3: “None of those words are in the Bible guys….”
by SCREAMING FISH December 31, 2024
A balloon head is someone with an abnormally large forehead and an abormally small nob. He instantly picks up girls signals when they are, to quote mr balloon, “gagging for it”.
by weloveminecraft April 04, 2019
1 - Refers to when your mind is filled with too many random things and preoccupations, and your thoughts get incoherent, hence making you a balloon-head. Gets it's sense as being a metaphor for a balloon, which is always full and big, but always filled with nothing.
2 - Can also be used as an insult, in a similar sense to "empty-minded" or "thoughtless".
2 - Can also be used as an insult, in a similar sense to "empty-minded" or "thoughtless".
• I've got such a balloon-head today. Didn't sleep well, and the tests are next weekend.
• She's such a balloon-head. Her boyfriend goes on dates with her brother, and still, she always finds reasons to forgive him.
• She's such a balloon-head. Her boyfriend goes on dates with her brother, and still, she always finds reasons to forgive him.
by bolasgrandes de cuiabá February 24, 2023
Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.
Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."
by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021
Where a couple of any sexualities' get a piece of gum, and both ejaculate in it to where it forms a pouch of the couples seamen. After this the couple play a game of rock paper scissors and who ever loses in the game has to chew the gum for the rest of the day with no complaints.
Ex: (Jimmy) Man I've been having this salty taste in my mouth after losing to a game of "Water Balloon" with Jessica
by Nutbutter December 31, 2020
a caster said the guy was using the single balloon strategy during summer skirmish even though it was a backbling
by rfournier09 December 18, 2020
Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.
Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.
There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.
Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017