When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.
by Dorkuss November 30, 2017
Get the Toasting the bagelmug. When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.
Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.
by havensplayer June 13, 2018
Get the Canadian bagelmug. A person who tends to ejaculate in a bagel and let’s the rats finish giving the powers beyond earth.
by TheoneandonlysirCharlie May 16, 2022
Get the Bagel ratmug. 1. Insult. A person (usually a woman) with low cultural tastes and interests, poor education, and inflated sense of self worth; a trashy person who is vaguely bagel shaped.
2. A social leech who thinks they are contributing to society; a person who gloats about their non-efforts as immeasurable while belittling others so as to derail and steal from them; a mooch.
2. A social leech who thinks they are contributing to society; a person who gloats about their non-efforts as immeasurable while belittling others so as to derail and steal from them; a mooch.
Name is such a trash bagel! She gave grandma a big sob story about her break up and not being able to afford rent and then used the money to get fillers and go outlet shopping.
by Owda Jopal December 30, 2022
Get the trash bagelmug. "I pulled a chick last night Tom"
"I saw man! What was it like?"
"Meh, I thought she was hot, but she was pretty bagel"
"I saw man! What was it like?"
"Meh, I thought she was hot, but she was pretty bagel"
by Gomery May 25, 2015
Get the Bagelmug. A place of gambling, addiction and ridicule. You'll hate it and love it at the same time. Once there you'll get tainted but accept it.
by Snoopish December 4, 2016
Get the Bagel Sectmug. 