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Soggy bacon

When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.
Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.
by uandus January 21, 2020
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hammer bacon

Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"
by texas chilli bowl July 31, 2011
mugGet the hammer baconmug.

Bacon folds

When the inside lips of female genitalia are unusually long and/or saggy.

Usually associated with slags or fat people.
1) Steph, your skirt is so short, I can see your bacon folds dangling out of the bottom.

2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.
by Keyboard Warrior July 28, 2012
mugGet the Bacon foldsmug.

Bacon Crunch

Bun + Bacon + Onion + Slat and Pepper + (Cheese) + Bun = Bacon Crunch
That crunch is delicioso!
by BKFC January 24, 2021
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Bacon Syndrome

A social disorder which causes the victim to look like a jackass every time a photograph is taken of him or her.

Causes are alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, and in extremely rare cases the disorder may be transmitted through sexual contact.

Like most disorders caused by alcohol, there is no known cure other than refraining from alcohol consumption, or the victim may simply stay far away from cameras.
Why does he look so punchable right now?

Because he has Bacon Syndrome and that girl is taking a picture.

Well he looks like a jackass.
by JWSM October 26, 2012
mugGet the Bacon Syndromemug.

Bald Baconator

A bald person who is very savage and cool but they have no hair 😂😂😂
Bald baconator your so cool even tho you have no hair
by Jums (sps) May 3, 2019
mugGet the Bald Baconatormug.

BACON SOUP

THE TASTIEST SNACK FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY TO ENJOY
"YO DUDE,THAT BACON SOUP TASTES DANKKKKKK"
by bacon_soup_advertizer March 26, 2022
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