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pig in a blanket

when a bitches titty so flat you gotta wrap one around your hog to titfuck her.
Man, I Was so excited to tit fuck this girl last night but when she took her bra off, droop city! Had to give her a pig in a blanket.
by Schmutz1g February 28, 2021
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Cottage cheese blanket

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.
Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now
by THEONE209 February 2, 2020
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biting blankets

When you hit it so hard she bite the blankets to stay calm
I looked over at her face and she was biting blankets dude...
by Yuhyuhbruhbruhyuh May 10, 2018
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Baby Blanket Trauma

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.
Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma
by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 2, 2023
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Blanket hickey

The lines one gets from laying on a low thread-count blanket for too long. Can also be found upon waking up. Often sighted on the legs, arms, or chest.
After our picnic, we lay on the blanket for hours. Upon getting up, we were both covered in blanket hickeys.
by Ophelia Buns April 22, 2011
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Blanket Narnia

The place in your bed or blankets where you lose things and don't find them for hours, days, or even weeks.
This can also apply to couches.
"Dude, can I borrow your phone? Mine's dead."
"Sorry, I lost my phone in Blanket Narnia a few days ago."
by Lucario2020 November 26, 2014
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Blanket face

Ones soft face with peach fuzz
Dads usually have blanket face
by Mliv June 10, 2020
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