no one asked

Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down

Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂

Person 1: Nobody cares about you

Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025

Did i ask?

When someone in the group chat (or in general) says something no one asked about in the conversation.

Bill Cosby Group Chat

John:yo tim, you wont believe it something crazy happened at the mall today!

Tim:what happened?

John:I saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today harrassing a woman!

Tim:YOOO THATS SICK!! Did you take any pictures?

Bob:yo what happened?

John:I Just saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today!

Bob:Who?

John:What do you mean who? This entire group chat is about bill cosby!

Bob: ASKED!!! Hahaha, haha, haaa...

Tim:Did i ask?

Bob:what?

Tim:For you to stay in this group chat?

Bob was kicked from the group chat.

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

Ask TooLateToTheMeme Stav

Ask TooLateToTheMeme Stav is something you say to a person named Ask when they are too late to a meme. When an Ask uses a dead meme you say Ask TooLateToTheMeme and his surename.

Ask Stav: Hey! Look! I found this new meme! It's called keyboard cat!
You: Ask TooLateToTheMeme Stav!

by GarryTheGuy December 31, 2016

Asking a dumb

When you're about to ask a question, then realize that it would be better not to.

I was going to ask her what her kinks were, but then I realized I'd be asking a dumb.

by ledlebrgr September 6, 2018

Ask out your crush day

Ask out your lucky crush!!

Hey I just wanted to say it’s ask out your crush day :)

by Christmastreeees October 4, 2022

Ask someone out day

On January 15th, go up to someone you like, or someone that is cute/handsome, and ask them out. This isn’t a game, just ask them.

“Hey Daniel, since it’s National Ask Someone Out Day go ask that hottie out.”

by zpzt January 11, 2025

Ask a redhead out day

November 18 is a day where somebody asks out a ginger

You- “it’s November 18 has anyone asked you out yet today?”
Redhead- “no, why”
You- “it’s ask out a redhead day”
Redhead- “what’s that mean?”
You- “you just ask out a red read on Ask a redhead out day “

by Annah banana November 17, 2020