Arse-sonist

An.ass-maniac.who.rapidly.fucks.her mate's ass,enough for friction to set in.

"If you know a kind of person like that,he's probably an Arse-sonist"

by sir mix-alot September 13, 2007

Dumb Arse

Any Albert

Hey there’s a dumb arse behind you. Oh it’s Albert!

by ohyikes August 12, 2020

Gollum arsed

Gollum arsed means when you are absolutely fucked from drinking and smoking weed

“Mate you are Gollum arsed “

by Stayout March 15, 2019

Arse-Biscuit

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.

Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!

by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017

Arse Garnish

When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump

My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.

by ravenutter September 8, 2013

lick arse

Pretty self explanatory really,someone who likes to lick arse.Sometimes it's just a hobby sometimes people do it for personal gain or a promotion.

How the hell did old mate get that promotion?That's easy ozza is a dirty old lick arse.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 27, 2016

bird-arse

Bird-arse (noun) : a bird-arse is a person that is attracted or has a fetish for women/men with an ass as small as that of a bird.
Someone that is so lazy that they sleep, eat and take a crap in only one room.

Mark: hey dawg that girl got a fine ass.
John: man u are such a bird-arse, that girl has a tiny ass.

Max has been in his room foh da whole week, he is such a bird-arse.

by MyMom January 24, 2013