April 28

April 28th is national grab a dick day and it is also national make out day. This is a day where girls all around America grab dick. It is also a day where couples must make out non-stop( don’t be scared to participate, he will like the first one, I promise) ( like fr fr if u wanna do it, do it,)

It’s april 28, grab that dick
It’s april 28, gimme that tounge

by Toobigadickdawg April 22, 2019

April 13

April 13, is a day to do the freakiest shit you can and cant get judged for it. Good luck. And get your freak on

Get your april 13th on

by Northernlights472 April 12, 2019

April Fools

A prank or practical joke done during the month of April, followed by the person saying "April Fools!"

Nick: "Mr Whalen your pants are on fire!" (jordan is lighting Mr Whalens pants on fire)
mr Whalen: "What the!"
Nick: "April Fools!"

by Shagmaster 5000 April 15, 2009

April 18th

National kiss your girlfriend day

On April 18th i'm going to kiss my girlfriend

by JROC15 April 17, 2019

April 15th

It is my birthday. No national hugging bloody day. I hate hugs, yet I am supposed to be an Aries.

“It is April 15th. It is time to go to work!”
“Oh ... it’s April 15th? I guess this is my pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis diagnosis anniversary!”

by Pen-Pineapple-Apple Pen October 29, 2019

April 22

National Stick a Water Bottle on Your Chest Day. Everyone is to find a way to stick an empty water bottle on their article of clothing they wear over their chest for that day.

Have you been sticking a water bottle to you chest on National Stick a Water Bottle on Your Chest Day? It’s April 22!

by FoxCat Man November 20, 2019

April 28th

This birthday is reserved for the biggest Pimps in the world. Only dudes with a bunch of hoes are born on this day

Person 1: When's your birthday?
Person 2: April 28th
Person1: Damn, you must get all the coochie... Can you save some for me?
Person 2: Nah lil fella.

by Pimp Daddy Matty April 19, 2019