April 28th is national grab a dick day and it is also national make out day. This is a day where girls all around America grab dick. It is also a day where couples must make out non-stop( don’t be scared to participate, he will like the first one, I promise) ( like fr fr if u wanna do it, do it,)
by Toobigadickdawg April 22, 2019
April 13, is a day to do the freakiest shit you can and cant get judged for it. Good luck. And get your freak on
Get your april 13th on
by Northernlights472 April 12, 2019
A prank or practical joke done during the month of April, followed by the person saying "April Fools!"
Nick: "Mr Whalen your pants are on fire!" (jordan is lighting Mr Whalens pants on fire)
mr Whalen: "What the!"
Nick: "April Fools!"
mr Whalen: "What the!"
Nick: "April Fools!"
by Shagmaster 5000 April 15, 2009
This birthday is reserved for the biggest Pimps in the world. Only dudes with a bunch of hoes are born on this day
Person 1: When's your birthday?
Person 2: April 28th
Person1: Damn, you must get all the coochie... Can you save some for me?
Person 2: Nah lil fella.
Person 2: April 28th
Person1: Damn, you must get all the coochie... Can you save some for me?
Person 2: Nah lil fella.
by Pimp Daddy Matty April 19, 2019
by JROC15 April 17, 2019
by UrDadTheOneYouNeverHad October 22, 2019
“It is April 15th. It is time to go to work!”
“Oh ... it’s April 15th? I guess this is my pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis diagnosis anniversary!”
“Oh ... it’s April 15th? I guess this is my pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis diagnosis anniversary!”
by Pen-Pineapple-Apple Pen October 29, 2019