arrogant idiot

An idiot who is very confident in their own idea, even though most know it is a stupid idea. One who is confident beyond doubt with their incorrect thought. Somebody who is very stupid but thinks they are smart and confident about it.
Allen, an "arrogant idiot", confidently proposed to merge data from a relational data system with an olap system in a BOBJ universe. {a technology mismatch and an impossible merge, but the arrogance wins over the facts}
Bruce, an "arrogant idiot", builds a super BEx query believing that it will be processed on a fast data system when it actually processes on a slow application system. {the arrogance prevails over expert knowledge and text book information}
by Kalkin1972 March 09, 2014
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idiot stick

May apply to a shovel used by bricklayers labourers or a spade used by ground labourers ,a term of contempt for menial workers in the construction industry.
Hey pal ,get your idiot stick and clean up over here.
by EnglishBricky October 22, 2007
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fucking idiot

Someone who uses discord marriage bot thinking it’s funny or something
Woe, look at this fucking idiot who thinks discord bots are funny
by Smishy panda February 03, 2021
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Long idiot

A term created by Dankpods describing his female pet python named frank.

Can also describe any snake or other reptile thag is long and not very intelligent
by Squibitz April 17, 2022
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Smart idiot

Daphne.
A person who is very book smart, but has little to no common sense
by Smart idiot October 20, 2021
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idiot math

The calculus that goes on in the mind of an idiot that leads them to make bad decisions.
P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
by Dan00001111 January 10, 2021
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Idiot Lotto

The act of ringing a department where you know EVERYONE is an idiot, but the fun is not knowing which one you will get the phone is answered.
Simon : Crap, I have to ring the help desk.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.
by fobzwonkle May 05, 2010
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