wipe check

When youve been ripping ass all day at work and never needed to take a shit. most of the farts were pretty dry and trust worthy.

Then you come home to your girlfriend and shes ready for you to lay down the D. You have no idea if youre clean back there so you run into the bathroom right quick and do 1 or 2 "wipe checks"

Man, so i went on my 3rd date and i was rilping ass the whole time -it was probably the tacos- she finally asked me if i wanted to come over. I knew i was going to lay it down so i excused myself and went to the bathroom to do a few "wipe checks" so she wouldnt be smelling my booty fumes

by Maverick-BO January 13, 2017

Infiniti Wipe

A term used for the endless amounts of toilet paper usage on your anus after an explosive shit.

The last infiniti wipe I had was after I ate at Chipotle three times in one day and I used an entire roll of toilet paper on that poop.

by JsBerries March 7, 2015

Wipe ya lips

What you tell someone who is all up in your business or talking shit

*in a group setting/groupchat*
Joe: “Jackson can’t get any bitches with that haircut bruh”

Jackson: “Okay buddy, wipe ya lips”

by k1ng_k0ng1204 December 20, 2023

Wipe lie

When after the first wipe, the toilet paper is clean but you wipe for a second time and realise it was just an illusion. It then takes half the roll to get clean.

I had a very satisfied smile after a clean first wipe but the next revealed I had been fooled, a wipe lie!

by HizerKite November 22, 2023

circle of wipe

The act in which you bring a tasty snack when you are about to defecate.

Example: I have just enjoyed a circle of wipe

Oh man I brought this tasty sandwich to the shitter so I can enjoy a nice circle of wipe

by DirtyHairy June 23, 2015

Fuck wipe

A used sanitary towel, not to be confused with Dracula’s teabag.

Hey Janelle? You got any fuck wipes? I’ve only got Dracula’s teabags and my cunt is sore from fucking all of the rugby team last night.

by Gloucester Cunt July 3, 2020

faith wipe

When you take a shit that is so clean on it's departure that even the slightest thought of attempting to wipe would be dishonorable to the clean getaway. The clean streak, even.

That one was the opposite of a dirty dog shit. I just faith wiped that one instead.

by MistaDillPickle June 2, 2018