a phantom who lurks in the night by mr. fagitoy's house and her hair and pale skin glows in the darkness so all you see is a very white face with black eyes and ruby red lips. she has no eyebrows and eats small children.
by melyisadinosaur June 30, 2008
Get the phantom gingermug. by The Hamburglar killer February 17, 2010
Get the Phantom Punchmug. You could swear you feel your phone vibrate against your thigh, but when you look there are no text messages.
You: (pulls phone out of pocket to check text)
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again!
You: It was a phantom text message, honest!
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again!
You: It was a phantom text message, honest!
by fbar December 2, 2010
Get the phantom text messagemug. when the methane emitted does actually contain feaces molecules, this may result in the unconciousness of people in your imediate vicinty
by flangeface March 27, 2011
Get the Not-so-phantom faecesmug. by B-Wang March 17, 2015
Get the Phantom Ass Syndromemug. when you cause permanent hearing loss by playing the phantom of the opera overture in their face with 9.99x10^999 speakers cranked at 110% volume
by ThePhantom6314 September 23, 2021
Get the Phantom of the opera Overturemug. An occurrence that happens when a male with large hands thinks he has a small dick but then eventually realizes he has big hands.
by Mei-main June 1, 2018
Get the Phantom-smol-dicmug.