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Jimmy Page

Used in the late 70's - early 80's to describe graceful body mechanics while under the influence of any mind-altering chemical. Jimmy Page was a rock legend/guitar hero of Led Zeppelin fame who's stoned appearence during the performances in the movie "The Song Remains the Same", while playing the shit out his guitar, led many to strive for the perfect balance of being simultaniously completely wasted in appearance, yet gracefully in control of their art.
(1980's conversation between two BMX dirt jumpers, about a third jumper they admired).

Stoner A: Did you see that yesterday? That dude was so radically wasted, after we smoked a couple bowls at the wall jump, he rode as fast as he could and pulled a "Jimmy Page" with a near up-side-down, no footer table top flipping me the bird, from like 15 feet in the air.

Stoner B: The Dude's eyes were glowing red. I can't believe he landed that thing and rode away.
by ToOldToJumpAnymore January 20, 2009
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Jimmy Buffett

The modern-day American Dionysus known for his love of drinking and the ocean, one of the great singer/songwriters of all times.
I can't believe you haven't ever heard of Jimmy Buffett, and you think you can party.
by The Thriller December 22, 2004
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ruffle jimmies

To ruffle a person's jimmies is to taunt them by comparing them to someone who's more successful than them.
Ruffle jimmies

Phil Jackson ruffled Kobe Bryant's jimmies by comparing him to Lebron James.
by Asidd January 1, 2011
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Jimmy Dale

The sweetest man god created,a wonderful father,loving and loyal husband.
My dad Jimmy Dale is the best dad in the world
by lizabetha January 2, 2011
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Squishy Jimmy

A condom that has been shat in. A Squishy Jimmy then gets put on the dick like a normal condom, and is used for whatever the hell the person wants.

(Derived from the term "Jimmy" meaning condom)
Tommy just ate a bean burrito. He has to take a massive shit but he's in the middle of having sex, so he shits in the condom and creates a Squishy Jimmy. Tommy then fucks his girlfriend while the shit is squishing all over his dick
by Dongalicious August 27, 2011
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Jimmy Connors

"I accidentally face-planted into a door exacerbating my Jimmy Connors. My erectile dysfunction is permanent. If you thought I was retarded before you're in for extra annoyance now"
by Bart444 June 18, 2013
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Jimmy Nip

A sexual act when a man "jimmies" his cum onto a woman's breats and then uses the cum as lube while he rubs his penis in between the cleft of her breats as she squeezes them tighter and tighter around his engourged member.
Kristen's boyfriend told her "I'm going to Jimmy Nip the shit out of you!" and she instantly got excited.
by JMorrison March 12, 2008
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