mah cuck

one's peen, usually sat on or sucked
by fuck u dicksuck October 22, 2018
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King Cuck

Charles III of England who started an extramarital affair with Camilla, forcing his wife Princess Diana to turn him into a cuckold with dozens of men.
Princess Di turned Charles into King Cuck and it was his wet dream come true.
by Mo DePig May 28, 2025
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King Cuck

It's important to understand the meaning of being "cucked" first - when you are in the process of completing a task, and another individual/event prevents you from successfully accomplishing that task. An individual who gets "cucked" on a daily (or more frequent) basis, can be labeled as a "king" of getting "cucked".

Note: Definition is derived from an individual who finds pleasure in seeing their significant other with another man, the word is then extrapolated further into everyday life and activities
Series of events happening on the same day: Stolen parking spot when backing into it, favorite bathroom stall is being used, someone changes your song on the aux, the cute girl at the bar uses you for a drink only, dinner reservation is canceled for coming 5min late - I've become a King Cuck
by Pico64827 August 24, 2023
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Lord Of Cucks

When your friend purposely gets you killed in a video game in the most cucking way possible.
Hey henry, the door is over there . The killer left so hurry and escape, I’ll escape theough this hatch here.......what are you.... why are you running towards me and not the door * killer behind him stabs me*. You’re a fucking Lord of Cucks.
by StonedSamuri February 25, 2018
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massive cuck

A cuck of such magnitude that no being in recorded human nor animal history could ever hope to rival his levels of cuckery. Typically they tend to be of the Liberal and/or progressive persuasion in hope of white knighting some fair maidens into their enticing greasy clutches.
Goddamn, Justin Trudeau is truly one massive cuck.
by PowerMan60k December 04, 2016
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kook cuck

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A kook cuck is someone who loses fantasy football, and has to wear a dress while all of his friends watch him Bowl and sing karaoke in Santa Cruz
by Secondtolast December 21, 2024
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Cuck Muffler

A person or object that makes sure the cuck remains quiet.
Teddy used a Cuck Muffler to silence his moans while watching his wife Tammy fuck his best friend Greg.
by Trapholebitch June 10, 2022
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