Palming Cat

The common practice of cupping a strippers vagina at a strip club.

"I would love to go to the strip club, I enjoy palming cat"

by NeonFreak720 July 29, 2016

Jinx the Cat

Jinx is a god amongst his feline competitors

"Hey, have you heard about Jinx the Cat?"
"YES, I LOVE JINX THE CAT!!!!!1!!1!!!1!1"

by mrmrpizza May 20, 2022

Cat 22

That paradoxical situation in which an individual who has a predisposition towards stroking and petting felines is actually allergic to them.

Florian: I like stroking cats, but the problem is I am allergic to them
Phil: That sounds like a Catch 22 to me
Alex: you mean a Cat 22

by spru14 October 31, 2013

PP Cat

Cookiezi cat, when put next to a computer it give you mass amount of pp in Osu!

6 digit 1: i just got the pp cat
6 digit 2: man gonna get mass amount of pp

by rlyyyyyy November 8, 2022

Cat Fest

Similar to the very popular "Sausage Fest," but with a large group of girls partying without any guys. While sausage is metaphorical for a dick, cat is metaphorical for a pussy, therefore making it a Cat Fest.

Guy 1: Yo, lets go crash the Cat Fest at Lindsay's house.

Guy 2: Yeah man, they are in desperate need of some sausages.

by E&Lbreezybish(; August 17, 2011

Cat Approved

Farm Slang: When constructing something on the farm, cats will typcially refrain from climbing around on it until its structural integrity has been tested. Once they know it will not fall out from under them, they will climb all over it until the end of time.

Built that shed, the cats are all over it now it's cat approved.

by ElectricBananaMan February 25, 2019

smelly cat

Phoebe from Friends's most popular song, sung many times in the show. Usually backed by a guitar, and is very easy to learn to play.

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favourite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 24, 2003