Turd on a Salad

When life serves you up some serious funk.

Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.

by Tacoville May 1, 2011

Pea Salad

A typically Southern dish from the US, made of drained green peas from the can covered with a sauce made of: 1 part mayo, 2 parts ranch (give or take according to taste), and a sprinkling of garlic seasoning. Though it's not often done and considered more a family tradition than a legit part of the recipe, adding 2 parts vinegar to the mix gives the concoction a very appealing taste. Eaten often with a dish like chicken and yellow rice. Served chilled.

Some families in the South began making this dish decades ago when money was tight because it was easy to make, tasty, and relatively cost-effective. Relatively unknown in other parts of the country and in the South itself.

Me: Mm! Thanks for the Pea Salad dad! Needs just a bit more vinegar, though.

Dad: Doh!

by MapleMattie September 24, 2010

toyota salad

When a drive is driving with his legs and a chick eats out his ass while using her feet to press the pedals.

The other night Mrs. Sackett gave Travis Penning a toyota salad.

by Lloyd's April 21, 2006

yoit salad

the same as regular yoit, but when a pubic hair becomes logged in the cum between the fellatio-giver's tooth, it automatically turns into a "yoit salad"

i thought the man had regular yoit build up in his teeth until i realized it was a yoit salad upon spotting the pube.

by blumpkinboychaps April 3, 2009

Creep Salad

A total creeper. Someone who acts creepily toward you.

"Ew, he followed me! Creep salad."
"That creep salad is annoying me."

by shaniawesome February 11, 2009

Sky salad

when weather persons don't know what the fuck they're trying to predict and typically call for 'wintery mix' -might as well call for el tossed fuckin ensalada de lettucey el supremO juice to slap your confused ass earthling forehead, earthling.

Lezak (weather asexual)- what say you could be this on here radar?
Busby (weather asexual)- I have no genitals
Lezak (weather asexual)- I'm scared. Sky salad it is.

by uncle_bracelet January 31, 2014

Taco Salad

When you had taco's the previous night and you ate all the shells but there is still left over lettuce,beef,salsa and other items which you then turn into a salad.

Lily: Hey whats in the microwave?
Anthony: Oh just some mince.
Lily: For some more tacos?
Anthony: Nah we are out of shells, I am just having some Taco Salad

by Lgl4life October 1, 2014