Phantom doodie

When you shit and don't have to wipe!

I took a phantom doodie today And didn't have to wipe!

by Words of convenience September 29, 2010

Phantom Punch

The sexual act of two lovers putting their buttholes together and farting simultaneousley.

Lisa and Roger performed a phantom punch to arouse themselves.

by The Hamburglar killer February 17, 2010

Phantom-smol-dic

An occurrence that happens when a male with large hands thinks he has a small dick but then eventually realizes he has big hands.

Guy: I have a small dick.
Genuinely Nice Friend: Maybe you just have a phantom-smol-dic

by Mei-main June 1, 2018

Not-so-phantom faeces

when the methane emitted does actually contain feaces molecules, this may result in the unconciousness of people in your imediate vicinty

liam: fuck, that girl just dropped down dead

Gary: yeh, i just let out a not-so-phantom faeces

by flangeface March 27, 2011

Phantom Ass Syndrome

The term given to someone who thinks they have a large ass but when in reality they don't.

Look at Becky she totally has Phantom Ass Syndrome

I know right

by B-Wang March 17, 2015

Phantom of the opera Overture

when you cause permanent hearing loss by playing the phantom of the opera overture in their face with 9.99x10^999 speakers cranked at 110% volume

They didn’t like it when he gave me the Phantom of the Opera overture

by ThePhantom6314 September 23, 2021

Phantom Nut Syndrome

A condition where a man with only one testicle has such intense sexual intercourse he feels as if his testicle was still there. The condition only lasts for minutes afterwords and has been reported to effect both hetero and homosexuals.

She gave me Phantom Nut syndrome last night. It's almost like it came back just so i could get the most out of sex.

by Halfaman December 19, 2009