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beer welding mask

He was putting the moves on a chick with a mullet and beer gut. He must have been wearing the beer welding mask.
by DangerousDave June 5, 2005
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Ski Mask

When you blow a load on a woman's face and take her hair and swing it onto her face, sticking to the load.
"I gave Gwen a Ski Mask last night after she robbed my virginity."
by Skeet Raptor February 21, 2014
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Back-of-the-Mask Thinking

When the crisp-and-crude method of calculation, which yields an approximate instead of an exact answer to a problem, is done on a mask rather than on an envelope or a napkin.
With billions of people wearing a face mask to shield themselves against the coronavirus, the back-of-the-mask thinking is a lifelong guesstimation skill math teachers and tutors worldwide ought to promote to students during this pandemic crisis.
by MathPlus September 20, 2020
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jewish gas mask

When a man pulls his scrotum over a ladies face and places his butthole directly over the nose. Said man than proceedes to fart mercilessly. The spreading of the ball sack makes a perfect "mask" over the womans face and forces her to deeply inhale any anal flatulence.
Nothing says loving a woman like a good ol' Jewish Gas Mask.
by Professor Poops May 16, 2006
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Cincinnati Gas Mask

The act of voiding fecal matter on someone’s chest while they are asleep. The individual voiding is wearing a CPAP mask.
Doug just did a Cincinnati gas mask on John .
by Bane Darkness April 13, 2018
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lesbian face mask

When a chick is eating out her girlfriend, and after resting her face all up in that pussy, she emerges with her girlfriend's juices all over her face. Kind of like a facial treatment, only better. And more moisturizing.
Crystal: So, Stacey, how was your night with your girlfriend?

Stacey: Fantastic. I was eating her out hardcore and she was so wet, I ended up with a full lesbian face mask! It was killer!

Crystal: Right on!! You lesbians are so lucky. I still gotta use that charcoal one.
by NintendoLesbian July 8, 2017
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African smile mask

A type of bright African mask resembling a smiling face used to ward of emos.
Dude 1: Behold! This ancient African smile mask has been passed down to me by my ancestors from Gabon! Legend says it has the power to ward off emos.

Dude 2: Nice! I'll wear it to Hot Topic!
by Lynch Z February 19, 2010
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