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mommy where did father go to get the milk
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Father

by headgiver3000 November 20, 2023
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Father

A human, male figure that 99% of the time innocently walks away from their wife (human, woman figure) and their child (sometimes they have one) and tells them "I'll be quick I'm just getting some milk"
Kid : Mommy, where's Father?
Mother : He left u LOL!
by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023
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Fathers Hello

Person 1:Time to hit that "Fathers Hello"!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 walks away*
by Z_ee December 8, 2023
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Father

You have no father you don’t have one
Fact but I have ur mom
by I like hot hot men December 1, 2022
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the cum father

The cum father is an ultimate creature that men pray to before having sex.
It also is a big wad of cum.
male: *praying* oh dear the cum father, please let me cum during sex with my step sister.
by G.L.B's Channel December 2, 2022
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Founding Father

An extreme case of flunking high school. In which the individual stays more than 5 years in the same school. Above the super senior, a student that has been at the school longer than 98 percent of the student population and even some teachers and faculty.
High school typically lasts 4 school years. Well at least it's designed to be that way. Although there is a handful of students whom may excel and finish a year early or others who stay an extra year to catch up on credits.
Person 1: Bro who's that guy over, he looks like he's in his mid 20s!
Person 2: Oh that's just Kyle.

Bro's been here since 2015!
Person 1: Wait...
That was 7 years ago.

Person 2: Ik, bro's a literal founding father of this campus.
by reformedshibainu December 11, 2022
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