Zach

Anyone with the name Zach are usually a Simp

Damn bruh, there Zach goes simpin again

by Flip Flop Dog Sniffer228 May 29, 2020

Zach

Zach is something of a scientist himself

I, Zach, am something of a scientist himself

by nkdkvnkdkn January 6, 2022

Zach

A poly sci major with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Gabe walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Zachs sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Zachs are sex itself.

Zach (the poly sci major) walked past him and he instantly bust a nut in his pants.
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble

by Sexy_Gabe February 28, 2022

Zach

When someone steals your kill in a video game.

"Dude did you seriously just Zach my kill?!"

by Sir_SleepSword February 13, 2021

Zaching out

To do something retarded/ act stupidity

Stop zaching out

by Hulk deep April 14, 2017

Zach

He is one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. He gives amazing advice and sometimes times may be rough with him but over time things will be better. He is a keeper and he also has a strange music taste.

Wow that boy Zach is great.
Zach is such a sweetie.

by The sass is real 132 May 20, 2018

Zach

A fat pig who likes to eat donuts and watch anime.

That Zach kid is so smelly he has worn that fedora for the last three years and I don't think he showers.

by Chugsplash69 April 12, 2022