The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
by Ballrock November 29, 2016
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He’s just the universal fag that likes dick in his bum
He’s just the universal fag that likes dick in his bum
by Yourz Truly - god March 20, 2022
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Get the Zach mug.A sexy bad ass person that loves just one person for a long long time. He usually is short and has blonde hair. He also has the most perfect eyes.
by Erin Shingleburg April 24, 2018
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2. a way of saying the n word or any racial slur
2. a way of saying the n word or any racial slur
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