Wife Guy

A man whose entire personality revolves around being a married man and perfect partner to his wife. He will constantly name drop his wife, praise her, or champion the sacred unity of marriage even when unprompted. While seemingly genuine in nature, the “Wife Guy” is usually a known cheater who uses his devotion to his wife as a cover for his misdeeds.

Person 1: Can you believe Fred was cheating with Alice? He was always talking about his wife Muriel with such love!

Person 2: Nah, the dude was a total wife guy, I saw him on Tinder last week.

Wife Guy: My WIFE and I love that restaurant. We go their all the time!

Wife Guy .5 seconds later: Hey you wanna go to a concert with me? My wife doesn’t have to know ;)

by Onat-ural September 27, 2022

Military Wife

To be a Military Wife you are to love your spouse whether he’s right next to you or thousands of miles away. A military wife wouldn’t cheat or dishonor their spouse. Not everyone can be a military wife.

I’m a faithful Military Wife and I love my Husband.

by AnOnYmUsBaBe674 October 14, 2020

wife beater

A shot consisting of Southern Comfort and Roses Lime Juice. Sometimes referred to as a "milk".

Hey McS, order up 4 wife beaters.

by Mister June 27, 2006

wife beater

white t-shirt worn by men.

DMX always has on a wife beater.
(Misha-Dallas)

by Misha J. (Oak Cliff, Tx.) October 2, 2003

Wife beater

A garment worn which enables the wearer to adopt a pseudo-action venire, extended only by stains, and possible incognito smells. However, if the wearer is a person prone, or tending to act in a less extrovert manner, then he can be seen as a slob, or likeness to the name 'wife-beater'.

Bruce Willis

by Roy February 16, 2003

Stepford Wife

Doing a girl who has OCD from behind and positioning her in front of something disorganized, i.e. unfolded laundry, unwashed dishes, unfiled taxes. May take a while...but she just can't stop herself.

A real win-win for a single guy.

"So, she just started organizing your closet while you were inside her?"
"Yep, she's a real Stepford Wife."

by nglshmn1023 May 11, 2012

Wife Check

The act of a man checking with his significant other (male or female) before making plans with his friends. Said man can usually be identified by being so much of a vagina that his nose resembles a clitorus with a pee hole, and his breath smells like Monistat 7.

I'm not sure if I can go to the game, I have to do a Wife Check.

by DrakeFan313 July 29, 2014