Weisel

Surname. Pronounced "weh-sel"; the "i" is silent. This new surname can be given to you by a friend or vice versa.

Friend 1: His new last name is Weisel.
Friend 2: lol
Target: It's pronounced "weh-sel".

by anonymous March 4, 2022

weighpoint

Refers to one of various successive spots along da dieting "journey" where you hop on da scale to check your current mass-reducing progress.

I always feel very suspicious of da dramatically-different "before" and "after" photos of people who are purported to have participated in a supposedly-successful slimming-down regimen --- I always wonder at which "weighpoints" said images were actually photographed! For all we know, da "after" photos dat show da people at a fairly-normal bodily-status might actually have been taken PRIOR to da "before" photos --- i.e., da people might have actually gotten HEAVIER in da time since they'd started da advertised diet, not LIGHTER! :P

by QuacksO March 20, 2022

Weishcelbraun

brooklyn nine nine celebrity

oboist

"yo im a weishcelbrauniac, weishcelbraun is real and a part of me"
"you idiot weishcelbraun is fictional"

by Get a mug April 6, 2022

weishcelbrauniac

n. weishcelbraun fan

"yo im a weishcelbrauniac, weishcelbraun is real and a part of me"
"you idiot weishcelbraun is fictional"

by Get a mug April 6, 2022

WEGGS

A ginger misogynistic arrogant woman hating piss head cunt

the next worst thing to thrush is "Weggs"

by Weggs Simpson July 29, 2022

wegister

Synonym for register

Another meaning

How often something happens

i was at the wegister

by Cornmo August 3, 2022

Weight

That last time I pulled more than my own weight I was exploited by the whores who turned a group home for the disabled into a retard sex cult.

Hym "Yeah, no... We're not doing that. I WAS helping and what happened? Called a fucking plagiarists because I don't cite (explicitly) the names of people who prattle on about their right to not associate with me (Even though I was denied the right to not associate with the participants of retard sex cult). I'm helping everyone. Indiscriminately. For free. Need a Billion dollar movie? Here you go! Want to boost your ratings in a way that correlates 1 to 1 with dialogue I wrote? Sure, no problem. Need dialogue to make your narcissistic superman more compelling? 'He was worth more than all of you' Sound familiar? No? That was the thing I said about Andy! How about some allies? You need those? How about the quintessential smug liberal atheist? Wonder why he switched sides almost over night... 🤔 Does the world's most famous atheist not do that anymore? What happened there? Am I the dragon the most qualified psychologist on the planet imitates? Neat! Oh, no? I'm being hoisted by my own petard? Oh, ok. I see how that works. Does your ethical framework not apply to me? Oooh right I see. Cool. That's integrity. 'This is how people should BE in the world... Unless you're dealing with someone you don't like... Then just do whatever it takes to spite them...' It's not that I'm not carrying my weight; it's that I'm carrying the goddamn team and nobody's reciprocating because me losing is more important than everyone winning."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2022