bunch of wankers

The Gatecrasher message board

I fucking hate the Gatecrasher message board. They're all a bunch of wankers.

by God November 9, 2006

wanker- berry

blisters on your hand from wanking it too long without lube

Joe must have no socil life, his hands are covered in wanker-berries!

by LupinIII April 23, 2005

walton-wanker

a complete twat of a human, usually male, that makes you suicidal that you belong to the same race as him.

that jake lad is a right walton-wanker

by wigan_lass February 4, 2009

Thunder Wanker

n.
A move executed by the Iron Wang of Justice to smite enemies and skank-whores alike.

John: I will strike you down with my Iron Wang of Justic
George: wtf, mate?
John: Feel the power of the Thunder Wanker.
George: Good God, man! You're knocking over the furniture!!

by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

Lampost wanker

A guy hu wears hats and lives in s/bridge. he likes eying up the local lamposts

I am N***** and i am a lampost wanka

by maddy October 5, 2004

Bus wanker

Someone who travels on a bus

Look at that bus wanker

by How you doin 98 April 19, 2018

Willy Wanker

A portmanteau of Willy Wonka and Wanker, used for someone who eats absurd amounts of chocolate

Person 1:*eats a whole bag of M&M’s*
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass

by Zingle Zimbabwean December 3, 2022