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Cheesy Waffle

1. a waffle covered with a lot of cheese

2. used in place of all derogative terms

3. used to describe a person, place/event, or thing that should be described as fails, but calling them fails would an insult to fails everywhere
1. I ate a cheesy waffle.

2. That cheesy waffle (motherfucker) jacked my car!

3. Your mom is a cheesy waffle.
by Vongola1208 January 19, 2011
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Belgian Waffles

Waffles from Europe. Usually covered in whipped cream, fruit, and/or large sugar crystals.
Damn, Marty! Those are some good ass Belgian Waffles!
by BeerOlympian August 11, 2021
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Lord Waffle

Lord Waffle is a powerful leader of the Waffle's and the Lord's. He was born in 1150 and is the best of all the other Lord's
Lord Waffle is lit and cool.
by Jimmy Jhon May 10, 2018
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Waffle Boy

A metaphor for a specific type of male specimen that are really sweet, you crave them and you want them - just like waffles! When you get it, it’s the best thing ever and you just want more drizzled with chocolate and ice cream etc. Then right before the point you realise you’re in love with this ‘waffle,’ you being to feel sick really REALLY fast from eating so much at one time. You become fuller and fuller until you just can’t eat any more ‘waffles.’ You just stop eating your waffles until the next time you feel like then.

The male usually influences your decision to love him or hate him.
Karen: ...I just don’t know what to do. Sometimes I love him, sometimes I hate him!

Patricia: Hmmm GURLL, u gotta Waffle Boy on your hands!
by jazzy.macca August 20, 2018
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Thot waffle

A cunt that wants to act like a bitch
That how is a thot waffle
by Misslinds March 31, 2023
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Cum waffle

A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.
Last night Kristen was being such a cum waffle I wanted to punch her in the face
by emma sinclair November 3, 2016
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cottage waffle

A person (regardless of gender) that is always broke, always complains about their privileged life, and feels the need to discuss their entire life story to anyone that will listen by sucking you into the abyss of their lies and pathetic excuses that they makes for their screwed up actions.
The “syrup traps” in a waffle symbolizes their technique of constant hounding until all attention is focused on them. Escaping is almost impossible, hence the “sticky situation”.
This person often shares very personal details that are not to be discussed publicly, without any regard for social situations.
The “cottage” is commonly known to be a place of isolation, where this person has not either learned or picked up on acceptable conversations and social cues.
A: “Mariah was being a total cottage waffle at work yesterday.”

B: “What did she do this time?”

A: “She was talking about her vaginal discharge in front of customers!”
by NezBarnes December 20, 2017
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