West Street Walker

The hardest working black man you'll ever see who galavants up and down West Street in downtown Annapolis, attempting to catch and transfer the wind in his many plastic and trash bags; known to decline food and money due to the importance of his job; also partially crazy/insane

On a windy day in Annapolis, I was driving and saw the West Street Walker waving his bags and grinning like a fool.

by charliesquatch August 24, 2011

Twacked, cracked and totally wacked

A gtarded tweeker who no longer can differenciate between fact and fiction. You will usually find them naked hiding from the imaginary cops or ninjas that are out to get them.

Is the poor girl still dating Jonathan? No man, he is sure twacked, cracked and totally wacked.

by The Hot Bitch May 21, 2007

Walker

An adorable guy. He acts like a total player but when you really get to know him and lucky enough that he likes you he will show his romantic side. He is a tease and seductive as hell but when the situation is serious he becomes emotional, sensitive, caring, and sweet. His eyes are the most beautiful thing you'll ever see. But his dimples are the best. His smile could brighten any persons day. He has dark brown hair, deep brown eyes, and is averagely tall. When he looks at you with those gorgeous eyes its the best thing that will ever happen to you. He can make any girl feel alive, special, and absolutely beautiful. I know he made me feel amazing.

Girl 1:Did you see that guy over there?
Girl 2: Yeah girl he's a Walker. :)

by QT !! :) September 2, 2015

WANKER

1) Someone who loves themselves so much that masturbation isn't enough self-love for them, so they publicise their imaginary greatness by appearing on reality TV shows, or failing that, add entries to definition websites describing people with their name as somehow better than everyone else. See also: narcissist.

2) Basically the same as 1) above but a narcissist who, having had their pride bruised by someone, decides it is a mature and reasonable course of action to define aforementioned person on a definition website with details of said infidelity plus various fabrications about their sexual and/or culinary desires. Someone who publicly blames their own inadequacies on someone else.

I was on Urban Dictionary last night voting on the latest definitions, and I couldn't believe how many wankers there were trying to big themselves up or put someone down.

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

bugger off you fucking wanker

A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"

Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!

by James Lowe January 9, 2008

9gag wanker

A person who pretends to be browsing 9gag (preferably in public area), but actually he is watching porn, and then when he gets caught he just says "I was on 9gag".

Yo, Vlad, What are you doing, eh?

*switches tab to 9gag*
I am on 9gag!
You are such a 9gag wanker, eh!

by wanking December 13, 2016

you're the wanker

The proper response to being called a wanker

guy 1: "You wanker"

guy 2: "You're the wanker."

guy 1: "(wanking, my secret shame! How did he know?)"

by TreeWeezel November 24, 2010