playing with girls feelings

when a boy leads on a girl multiple times until the girl starts developing feelings, the boy then 'rejects' the girl and goes onto the next

"Stop playing with girls feelings john!"

by the wise potato September 12, 2017

don't fuck with the payroll

don't sleep with anyone in the workplace. Doing so may cause awkward encounters at work and your colleagues thinking you're easy.

I told you don't fuck with the payroll Jacky

by harveysmakesyourhamburger July 21, 2011

Good With Guns

1. The state of being proficient with fire arms.
2. Having or using strong bicep muscles.
3. A punk rock band based in Lincoln Nebraska.

Good With Guns really played well last week; they found that happy medium between sober and wasted.

by Zalis November 15, 2004

Race with the Devil

Metaphor for driving home as fast as possible so you don't crap your pants. Usually follows Denny's Chili Dog or Nachos.

The devil's challenge can not be rejected, you just have to clench and drive like mad.

"How was the Race with the Devil last night?"
"Thankfully I beat him and made it home with clean drawers."

by Rex Splode January 6, 2010

Sister with a blister

1. Referring to a female that is known to have a sexually transmitted (venereal) disease.

Dude, I'm going to ask Dolores out next Saturday.

Don't do it man! She is the Sister with a blister!

Man, she is so HOT! Can't belive she is the sister with a blister.

by nczn February 15, 2010

roommate with bennifits

simular to "friend with bennifits"
a Roommate (normally opposit sex) that acts as a fuck buddy.
someone you live with but do not have a relationship with, but will on occasion, use for sex.

Yes, he is just a Roommate with Bennifits, I can fuck him when ever I need too, like after being at the bar and only meeting losers... but I come home horny.

by MyFavorite2Reds June 1, 2011

Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.

Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.

by MG Lambo June 12, 2014