A man whose entire personality revolves around being a married man and perfect partner to his wife. He will constantly name drop his wife, praise her, or champion the sacred unity of marriage even when unprompted. While seemingly genuine in nature, the “Wife Guy” is usually a known cheater who uses his devotion to his wife as a cover for his misdeeds.
Person 1: Can you believe Fred was cheating with Alice? He was always talking about his wife Muriel with such love!
Person 2: Nah, the dude was a total wife guy, I saw him on Tinder last week.
Wife Guy: My WIFE and I love that restaurant. We go their all the time!
Wife Guy .5 seconds later: Hey you wanna go to a concert with me? My wife doesn’t have to know ;)
Person 2: Nah, the dude was a total wife guy, I saw him on Tinder last week.
Wife Guy: My WIFE and I love that restaurant. We go their all the time!
Wife Guy .5 seconds later: Hey you wanna go to a concert with me? My wife doesn’t have to know ;)
by Onat-ural September 28, 2022
To be a Military Wife you are to love your spouse whether he’s right next to you or thousands of miles away. A military wife wouldn’t cheat or dishonor their spouse. Not everyone can be a military wife.
by AnOnYmUsBaBe674 October 14, 2020
by Mister June 14, 2006
A garment worn which enables the wearer to adopt a pseudo-action venire, extended only by stains, and possible incognito smells. However, if the wearer is a person prone, or tending to act in a less extrovert manner, then he can be seen as a slob, or likeness to the name 'wife-beater'.
by Roy February 16, 2003
by Misha J. (Oak Cliff, Tx.) October 02, 2003
Doing a girl who has OCD from behind and positioning her in front of something disorganized, i.e. unfolded laundry, unwashed dishes, unfiled taxes. May take a while...but she just can't stop herself.
A real win-win for a single guy.
A real win-win for a single guy.
"So, she just started organizing your closet while you were inside her?"
"Yep, she's a real Stepford Wife."
"Yep, she's a real Stepford Wife."
by nglshmn1023 February 25, 2012
1. An Australian slang referring to singlet generally worn by labourers who expected their wives to keep to a certain standard, and made sure they did, hence the name
2. A person who uses physical violence to beat their wife into submission, generally referring to males as the dominant, but is possible for a female due to same-sex marriage legislation
2. A person who uses physical violence to beat their wife into submission, generally referring to males as the dominant, but is possible for a female due to same-sex marriage legislation
1. "Oi mate, check out me new wife basher; a beauty, ain't it?"
2. "Don't go near him, he's a wife basher."
2. "Don't go near him, he's a wife basher."
by Erwachte Australier February 27, 2018