Whale Kale

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.

I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.

by Definedgarrot May 11, 2016

Sperm Whale

A very horny male (Reign) who likes squirting.

Sperm Whale squirted on her last night.

by Ur_W0rstNightmar3 September 17, 2017

Beluga Whale

A slur targeted towards people who are fat and have light skin

“Shut the fuck up beluga whale”
“Beluga whale? Im not even white?!”
“Doesn’t Matter, you are still fat and light skinned anyways”

by Layas8567 August 28, 2022

Godsped Whale

Godsped whale is amazing and gorgeous she makes my heart flutter and she has great humor.

Godsped whale is great girlfriend and I'd die with out her

by Secretary-generalgirl12 December 3, 2020

Sweet Whale

A mentally deranged, happy yet paranoid man (obesity optional).

Check out the sweet whale feasting on the sushi buffet.

by RichIsRad June 18, 2011

Beached Whale

Is a very common sex position where the girl is told to move around like a dying whale and the male of other partner has to stop it and spray water in the whale

Boy: You know what time it is

Girl: * lays on floor*, "ITS BEACHED WHALE TIME"

by NzCoCoPoPs June 18, 2021

Wolf to whales

Idiom

To explain a multi-step process in detail from start to finish to preempt confusion.

This phrase makes reference to the evolution of the modern species of whale from a contemporary cousin of a terrestrial "wolf-like" mammal called Pakicetus of the Eocene Era. While ALL life living on dry land came originally from the water, a small number of earlier species went from water to land BACK to water; BAM, wolf to whales

Boss: "John, why don't you take us from wolf to whales on your new project?"

John: "Be happy to boss. I wouldn't want anyone to be confused!"

by RAM388 May 27, 2018