Who we got

An icebreaker. A phrase questioning the presence of active individuals in any given situation and/or conversation. It can be used to verbally examine "who" is AT a specific place, state of mind, or if they ARE there. It is essential for one to understand that "who" is not a single person, but is more or less, referred to as a specific group of people that are often considered to be a whole. It can be used when someone knocks on your front door, or simply when there is an unexplained radio silence between you and your friends via text message or WhatsApp. The primary use in a group text message chat is to stimulate conversation. You can always count on "Who we got?" to bring you the answers in any state of social confusion.

*Knock Knock*
Philip: "Oh, who we got!"
Harrison: That is my friend Benjamin, I was expecting him.

**Group text message**
Steve: "That was a funny joke David!" (posted over two hours ago)
Steve: "Who we got?" (posted a minute ago)
Jake: We have a number of people!" (posted 2 minutes ago)
Alex: "I'm here!" (posted 2 minutes ago)
David: "Me too!" (posted 3 minutes ago)

by Tevin Kadescor May 19, 2013

Who's in my mouth?

3+ boys and 1 girl in a dark room. Usually played with 12-16 year olds in their moms basement/dark closet.

The girl is given guy parts to put in her mouth and the whole point of the game is to guess who its it

Yo me kenny and steve played Who's in my mouth? with that polish slut alex. She totes guess it was me right away cuz i have the biggest cock.

by Alex Matysek June 11, 2007

who shot the couch

A term used when someone is wearing really ugly pants. Referring to a Grandma's ugly couch, a person may say who shot the couch? Indicating that that person is wearing ugly pants. Who shot the couch can be used in many other ways. For example: Nice shirt, who shot the couch? and many more ways to express ugly things.

"Look at that guy, he's wearing camo pants."

"Nice pants, who shot the couch!?"

by PPL. (: November 10, 2011

The guy who asked

Something that isn't real, sometimes used as a metaphor or as a response to an unwanted piece ok knowledge

friend: Did you know that on average 100 people choke on ball point pens a year
Me: Bro, find the guy who asked and tell him

by ZomBro_BOSS April 12, 2022

Who's Yo Mans?

An insult*, usually used as a comeback when someone insults your credibility, swag, and sexual orientation. This means many things:

1. By asking him, "Who's yo mans?" you are implying that he is gay and has a pimp.

2. You are calling him a bitch.

3. You are saying that he can't do shit without asking his pimp, and that he's the bottom bitch in his homosexual relationship
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Using the word "nigga'' at the end will undoubtedly increase the ghetto-ness of the phrase but also imply you are not fucking around. A simple example of this is provided below.

*Can also be used jokingly around good friends.

Tyrone: Ay Dwayne, I heard your Yeezys ain't real.

Dwayne: The fuck did you say? Who's Yo Mans? Huh? Who's Yo Mans, nigga?

by Specks September 19, 2012

who shot john

Its a phase used to describe someone who is looking grimey or not their best.

Going out, look'n like who shot john?

by Chanel R July 10, 2005

Thinks who he is

Arrogant or Conceited.

Trey is just a selfish arrogant guy, yes he is good musically but he really thinks who he is!

by BillyT903 May 24, 2006