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Wiener Wiener Where's My Wiener 

A game played by several males who all get naked in a small room and turn out the lights and cover the windows so no light gets in. The game then begins by everyone spinning around for 30 seconds, then attempting to grab as many wieners as possible (grabbing your own doesn't count). Upon grabbing a wiener, the player shouts, "wiener wiener where's my wiener." The person who's wiener has been grabbed then has 5 seconds to return the grab, or the other player receives 1 point. If the grab is returned, the player receives 2 points, and one point is taken away from the original grabber. The game is played to 50 points, or until a massive gay orgy ensues.
Instead of playing basketball, we decided to play a round of wiener wiener where's my wiener.
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weinerista 

A person who works at a hot dog cart or restaurant.
"You know that guy Taylor? He's a weinerista at Award Weiners."
weinerista by WiggleFest June 27, 2014

wiener pig

A woman who is in constant search of a new male sexual partner, may or may not dress in a provocative manner. Wiener pigs search for a new male sex partner like it is an addiction. Wiener pigs are also very territorial, they tend to claim there past and present victims as their territory almost similar to a dog or cat marking their territory.
She told all the guys in the area to hold on to their pants because the wiener pigs have arrived and they would try and take them off to claim a new sexual partner.
wiener pig by The banker April 12, 2014

Wiener necklace 

A pairs of lips to hang on a man’s penis
Josie, get over here and put that wiener necklace to use.
Wiener necklace by Schwabcobb September 20, 2020

wiener bearing 

Mechanics reference to the physical part of the male genitalia. Specifically the joint where the shaft tilts at different angles from the body. Often used in jokes and shop talk.
Hey Ken, heard you licked Danny’s wiener bearing under his desk while he was on the phone so you could get that new toolbox.

Lady wiener 

What a woman has between her legs. The opposite of a regular wiener.
I want to put my wiener in her lady wiener.
Lady wiener by MaliOMali February 2, 2019

scratch tap that wiener 

A phrase of encouragement or motivation, usually used when in pursuit of a person you would like to have sexual relations with
-Omg, that guy is so hot! Should I go talk to him?
-Girl, you go scratch tap that wiener!
scratch tap that wiener by YungHDP January 30, 2014