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Fake vegan

Someone who eats mostly vegan products but will eat the occasional seafood because it’s fire 🔥
Today is one of my fake vegan days, I’ll think I’ll order Salmon sliders !
by Up Psi Smitty October 1, 2020
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Vegan Minute

Hey you only have a vegan minute left!!!
by Ratapooey October 19, 2020
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Vegan

An absoloute fuckwit who dehumanises other humans for taking the more natural nutritious diet.
by Nonsoyboy November 10, 2019
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vegan

Vegan: I dyed my hair green today
Non-vegan: So you’re vegan now?
by dzadddy December 8, 2020
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vegan cheating

the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".
"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"
by nochilliam November 6, 2022
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Vegan Lib Gender

A gender identity that is strongly attached to vegan liberals
Dan came out to me as vegan Lib gender. His pronouns are he/they/lib. Taylor swift is not vegan Lib gender
by dontfuckingtouchme September 18, 2021
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Third-Party Vegan

An individual who eats herbivorous animals.
I prefer to think of myself as a Third-party vegan, meaning that I eat the things that eat the grass.
by That thingy with the words. August 26, 2019
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