Mandatory Vegan

Forcing a passed-out drunk to toss your salad.

Cherie rejected me so she's eligible to recieve the mandatory vegan.

by B4_yourvery_Eyes February 4, 2013

Vegan Salsa

When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.

"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"

"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"

by Sniderbee February 9, 2014

assistant manager at being vegan

A little bitch that doesn't have any skills so they whine on the internet about how eating meat is animal cruelty

PETA went all assistant manager at being vegan when they couldn't get people to stop hunting.

by Alaric I August 18, 2014

Hippy Vegan

The act if of sucking one's penis and collecting sperm in a cup and dumping it onto your partners chest and strapping to a wall and letting your dog slurp it.

"My friend volunteered to hippy vegan me last night" "Did you?" "No" "i would have"

by Rrrrect January 11, 2015

Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a piece of celery in her pussy and their vegan partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I did a Vermont Vegan Vacuum on a girl.

by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016

Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a stalk of celery in her pussy and her partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I gave her a Vermont Vegan Vacuum instead of a normal blowjob.

by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016

Vegan Shit

The annoying as fuck person who sits either next to you or across from you and will typically say things like. (They have all worn leather shoes at some point"

"It's that Vegan shit again!"

"This is what happens when you let a Vegan Shit in a nice place"

by Cancer Pie November 19, 2016