wisconsin vegan

Exactly the same thing as a normal vegan with the complete exception of dairy.

Why are you eating pizza? I thought you were vegan.

I am a vegan. I’m a Wisconsin vegan though.

by anonymous October 7, 2023

Vegan

someone who doesn't eat meat and also someone associated with being whiny about people eating meat and consuming dairy

Guy1: Let's get a steak/
Guy2: Nah man, i'm vegan.

You heard about the vega n protests at Starbucks?

by socker456 December 31, 2022

Mandatory Vegan

Forcing a passed-out drunk to toss your salad.

Cherie rejected me so she's eligible to recieve the mandatory vegan.

by B4_yourvery_Eyes February 4, 2013

perfect vegan

Girl who is so obsessed with virtue exhibiting veganism she won't give you a bkow job as it may involve swallowibg animal produxts

My girlfriend is a perfect vegan. She refuses to blow me because she considers putting meat in her mouth and swallowing spunk is exploiting animals

by CAMRA man July 12, 2019

Vegan

Whatever you think a vegan is, you're right.

Vegans are like marmite. You either love em or you hate em. No inbetween. And chances are if you love em, you are one

by Bigtabz March 26, 2023

Vegan

Someone who wears green and has white hair. Should normally be in their 20s but really look like they're in their 60s. Constantly asks Asian people about what body soap they use.

Erin the Vegan kept asking Brandon about his favorite soap brand.

Erin: What kind of body soap do you use?
Brandon: I use Old Spice
Erin: That's not vegan.

by Brandonhateserin March 28, 2021

vegan zaza soy pie

Vegan zaza soy pie is a dumb phrase that has been a meme on both instagram and twitter, and no one knows what it means or at least won’t describe it.

Note: Zaza means weed, so it may be referencing an edible

Examples:

“The lonely vegan bakes soy zaza pie at night” @PunkRevNow via twitter

“Elizabeth ate the vegan zaza soy pie and fucking died” @hamburglar45 via twitter

by yellowaurabee September 14, 2022