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Valentines Beer Muscle

A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.
"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
by Beer Knowledge February 13, 2017
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valentop

Getting top on valentine's day; the art of receiving fellatio on the day of Saint Valentine.
"Yo bitch it's February 14th we need to celebrate"
"Aight you want tippity hop crop, valentop?"
"kk"
by Saint Valentop February 14, 2017
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Valentine's day man

A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.
First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!
by ThePopTrox February 17, 2017
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Valentinisieren

Means to loose something which might be found later again - or not.
Dude, my wallet was valentinisieren at the party yesterday. Hope it is somewhere.

Answer: I'm sure it is still at the party location - or not.
by BKL BKL April 18, 2018
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valentining

Having a Blokus piece stuck up one's ass.
Yeah, he was valentining the piano dude at music camp!
by valentiner :) August 2, 2017
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Valentin

He is a bitch.
1.Valentin Gogan
by Sarmalesimamaliga August 26, 2017
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valentina godoi

Valentina Godoi is a nice, kind, caring girl who can cheer up the saddest person on earth. Valentina is sporty and uncontrollably beautiful. Any guy would be lucky to have her and any girl would be lucky to be her friend. She is very reliable and trustworthy. Valentina is known for doing many things from sports to dancing. Valentina Godoi is also super sweet and would care for you forever. She cares about her friends as much as she cares about her self and she would never let them down no matter what.
I wish I was a Valentina Godoi”
by Yogirlraven December 8, 2017
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