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Urban Dictionary

A site where 90% of the definitions have a tag or comment about sex.
Quote from iPad

"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.

Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.

Tim: What's going on today?

Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".

Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.

Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"

Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
by Brandon:P July 5, 2012
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Urban Dictionary

The site you're on right now.
You can search up any word you want to know the meaning of on Urban Dictionary. You can also define your own word.
by fhk x3 April 12, 2017
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urban poon

a future website specializing in reviews of the taste of individual muff dives.
When I hit www. urban poon .com, if found my future girlfriend there. The reviews were all favorable.
by minimalsidefx2 August 9, 2012
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Urban Book

A bot on the app KIK used to search up Urban dictionary entries for those who are too lazy to go on the actual website.
"Urban Dictionary is blocked by our school wifi! Don't worry we'll just use Urban Book on kik to search it up."
by GabrielO June 29, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

"Mate, that Urban Dictionary website is like Bible but with swagger."
by Lidster June 12, 2012
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urban squirreling

the act in which a person goes through a drive through with the car in reverse so that the passenger side of the vehicle must order and receive the food
You might receive really odd looks, or in some cases, the fast food worker won't notice the difference. The key to urban squirreling is to keep a straight face.
by tazmonkey33 September 11, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary for city peeps that pretty much has the exact correct definition of most names.
Me: Hey dude, Urban dictionary has the EXACT definition of Kristofer AND Hannah but for some reason NOT Anthony.
by What the bleep September 28, 2017
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