When I hit www. urban poon .com, if found my future girlfriend there. The reviews were all favorable.
by minimalsidefx2 August 9, 2012
Get the urban poonmug. A person or persons who wears a chic outfit with:
- a coffee cup in hand (usually from starbucks;drink:chai tea)
- a crocheted loose hat
- a huge leather bag filled with nothing
SOMETIMES wears sunglasses and hemp jewelery
Walks around Downtown talking on cellphone or just walking for no apparent reason (tends to announnciate syllables incorrectly)
- a coffee cup in hand (usually from starbucks;drink:chai tea)
- a crocheted loose hat
- a huge leather bag filled with nothing
SOMETIMES wears sunglasses and hemp jewelery
Walks around Downtown talking on cellphone or just walking for no apparent reason (tends to announnciate syllables incorrectly)
by Gingaspice April 27, 2009
Get the Urban Vibemug. Quote from iPad
"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
by Brandon:P July 5, 2012
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A collection of completely pointless crap written by a bunch of drunken self-important college students who claim it's a dictionary written by YOU but in fact is only written by them and their douchebag friends. They have ridiculous, contradictory editor guidlines such as "publish racist comments but not racism." The Urban Dictionary largely exists so these little tinhorn megalomaniacs can feel the rush of power from rejecting people's suggestions.
I feel like being an asshole. Oh, I know, I'll publish some vile, hateful "definition" in the Urban Dictionary
by drifter88 August 14, 2009
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A bot on the app KIK used to search up Urban dictionary entries for those who are too lazy to go on the actual website.
"Urban Dictionary is blocked by our school wifi! Don't worry we'll just use Urban Book on kik to search it up."
by GabrielO June 29, 2018
Get the Urban Bookmug. You can search up any word you want to know the meaning of on Urban Dictionary. You can also define your own word.
by fhk x3 April 12, 2017
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Urban spaceman: I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist
I don't exist
Rural spaceman: Sucks for you
I don't exist
Rural spaceman: Sucks for you
by eR0R February 25, 2008
Get the URBAN SPACEMANmug.