Dick Turner

One becomes a "Dick Turner" when one gets drunk and fails to have the courtesy of sobering up before going about their daily grind, thus ruining other people's days by their drunkard actions.

You may have spotted a Dick Turner when you find someone who:

1. Does not use his/her inside voice.
2. Carries a solid colored coffee cup.
3. Is chronically irritable.
4. Cannot carry a conversation.
5. Disrupts the work place.
6. Walks around with their chest all out.

"Don't be such a dick turner"


Normal Guy - "You failed me again Dick, you better sober up before you teach that trig class"

Dick Turner - "WHUUUUUUUHHH!?!?!!?"

by OG Branflake January 4, 2009

Turn Coat

A Person Who Changes Uniforms During Wartime To Appear As If They Are On Your Side. Could Also Be Someone Who's Not Really Your Friend But Are Only Trying To get Information For Your Enemy.

Co-Worker: Watch What You Say In Front Of Him. Because I Think It Gets Right Back To The Bosses Ears.

You: What? I Thought He Was Our Friend?

Co-worker: Nope, He's A Damn Turn Coat!

by DGringo October 2, 2009

Joel Turner

Joel Turner was an entry for the first Australian Idol. Although rejected by the judges, he still was recognized and performed his beatboxing act at the finals of Australian Idol. Later, he was signed up onto a record label and released the hits; These Kids and Knock Ya Out

Joel Turner is a sign that some of the judges don't know what the people want, and only choose who they like.

by Lunatic January 27, 2005

Turned on

A Strong Lustful Sexual Desire, feeling Sexy Randy Horny ejaculation-inducing sensations!

I feel turned on when I see a rock hard cocks cumming during my CUMpilation DJ music videos

It turns me on watching men cum in close-up & slow-motion in Google SEARCH for: " The CUMpilation DJ video " ;)

by CUMpilation-DJ March 27, 2011

turn up

verb

1. To get wild.
2. To do drugs, most commonly uppers (coke, molly, etc).
3. Synonym to "let's go."

-"Yeah Randy and I got some molly so we could turn up at that Grizmatik concert."

-"I just got some dabs from dude, TURN UP!"

by Dro Claire November 10, 2013

turn

Persuade or inspire an individual or group to reneg on their commitment to an original purpose in favor of a counterpurpose. Formerly used in conjunction with loyalty to one's country or political party/spying (i.e. 'turncoat'), it has come to be used more often with a misunderstanding of homosexuality (i.e. 'turn gay'), or disloyalty to affiliates in an illegal enterprise (drugs, organized crime, white collar crime).

"Travis Fimmel is so pretty, he could turn Hugh Hefner." / "Madonna wasn't really lesbian, but Sandra Bernhard did her best to turn her."

"Once vice got the bag man to turn, they finally had enough evidence to put away the head of the crime ring."

by J T September 8, 2008

Will Turner

the hottest and coolest chara in POTC. not to mention great swordsman.

"THEY'VE TAKEN ELIZABETH"

"you threatend ms. Swann"

"you're the one they've been looking for. the pirate"
"MY FATHER WAS NOT A PIRATE!"
"you can't I can."

"why'd you take it"
"it wasn't your blood they needed. it was mine. the blood of a Pirate"

by Kate Dawson November 9, 2003