Turkey Jerky

When you fuck a thanksgiving turkey.

Mom: why is this turkey so salty?
Me: let’s just say I got a turkey jerky

by FamousJew December 3, 2021

Turkey Fucker

That one person who lost No Nut November to a Thanksgiving Turkey that their family was supposed to eat.

Person 1: I lost NNN to a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Person 2: Turkey Fucker!

by D4nk4oi89 December 8, 2021

turkey mama

A Thick or Fat Girl With Big Boobs & Big Ass

Girl you better slow down on that eating before you turn into a turkey mama

by Ronnie Ron July 13, 2022

Turkey Bottom

The accumulation of excessive food eaten over the Thanksgiving holiday, with the realization of it all settling in one’s buttocks.

As I awoke on Friday morning, to my horror, I realized that I was a victim of turkey bottom.

by Chaz McQwirkle November 28, 2022

Turkey Pubis

Fine dining for all. Superb cuisine usually regulated for the wealthy. However pubis can be enjoyed by all walks of life. Slang for something that is delightfully tasty yet sexually enticing.

Bro the turkey pubis is plentiful tonigh, t I'm going to put it in manually.

by Gaping Boiz of ATX May 22, 2023

fantastic turkey

Hand motion in which you use when you say something is fantasctic.

You have to use both of your hands. hold up one of your hands like your giving someone a high five but they are standing to one side of you (your right or left) Then take your other hand and make it a thumbs up and make sure your thumb is facing outwards away from you. put the thumbs sideways onto your other palm. its so your pinky is touching your open palm.

That was fantastic turkeyand do the hand motion

by Cassandra Winkleberry December 13, 2007

Pseudo-turkey

The act of turkey slapping someone whilst they are seated on the toilet.

Hurry up Kenny. I need to use the loo. Don't make me come in there and give you a pseudo-turkey.

by Tiffany's Toyboy September 29, 2009