turkey-dick

To screw someone over.

I brought my broken phone to Sprint, and they turkey-dicked me by giving me another broken phone as a replacement.

by TheMixMaster January 4, 2011

ass turkey

when you take a crap so big it feels like a turkey is emerging from your poopshoot

oh man i just had an ass turkey in the bathroom

by elgostel December 23, 2009

jive turkey

The most insulting word in the english dictionary.

I about shot John after he called me a jive turkey, but it turns out he really only called me a cock sucker.

by eagle777 March 15, 2008

Turkey

A country that's incredibly fun to be in because it's not quite European, but not quite Asian either.

If through some crazy events Asia and Europe went to war, they'd both bomb Turkey.

by Jimmy Kickarse August 19, 2006

Turkey Punch

To thrust/punch a person in the face with an erect penis. This can sometimes be the result of a spontaneous erection, however it is normally an intentional act.

"I turkey punched my friend because he wouldn't share his Doritos"
"She went down on me, and I got so aroused I turkey punched her"

by KingMickable January 7, 2013

turkroach

Derogatory term for Turks behaving obnoxiously.

Turk: I'll rape your faggot ass Gayreek
Greek: Eat shit turkroach

by inntrinzyk June 11, 2020

turkey liver

the enlarged clit or extra vaginal tissue protruding on the nether regions of a women
mostly likely acquired from massive amounts of sex
or child birth

Did you see that turkey liver dangling between that strippers legs?

by ck1film April 20, 2008