TURD HURDER

Slang- Used to identify sewer rod laborers that have the primary job of rodding sewers.

Can you send the turd hurders to my house, I think my sewer line is backed up.

by plumbers November 19, 2007

turd dry dock

after turning off the water supply to toilet and flushing all water out of toilet....do your business. thus, turd dry dock. useful for occasions where you want to piss somebody off or just gross them out.

joel- hey mike, did you go to your boss' christmas party?

mike- yeah, that bastard gave me a no-motion so i did a turd dry dock right before i left his house party!

joel- did you do the thing where you unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off and wipe your ass and then roll it back up for the next asshole?

mike- of course!

by dark korner January 13, 2010

Curb Turd

An individual, usually a male, who parks his motorcycle or truck in parking lots adjacent to busy streets and loiters with others as a form of leisure activity.

One of the curb turds brought his girlfriend to the grocery store parking lot tonight to meet the rest of the curb turds.

by Libby4 April 17, 2007

giant turd

a giant turd is typically used to describe someone or something that is exposed in a very public place, taking up way too much of that public place, with absolutely no place to hide.

i came over the crest of the hill and there was eddie, like a giant turd, in the middle of the road.

by harold hughes January 2, 2009

volunteer turd bodea

The refreshing unexpected splash back of toilet water into your ballon knot when your spincter doesn't close fast enough. Usually caused by an extremely dense turd shot out at high velocity.

Rick loved the cool refreshness from the volunteer turd bodea he recieved after taking his dump after slamming beers and eating peanuts the night before.

by Lickster October 16, 2008

Vag turd

A particularly bothersome child. Or, depending on your feeling about children, any child.

"The movie was ruined by those crying vag turds a few rows behind us."

"Shit yes, I paid for the abortion. I don't need some vag turd ruining my life."

"Those vag turds at table 10 are destroying my section."

"Look, lady, if you don't shut up those rotten vag turds I'll break out a coat hanger and do it for you."

by T.R.F. November 30, 2009

turd tenderizer

The active homosexual male.

Chrithtopher, you are thuch a turd tenderizer!

by sbo March 17, 2011