Tuna Can Doo

An unusually wide piece of poop, shaped like a tuna can, that leaves your ass feeling gaped after shitting.

"My ass felt violated after that Tuna Can Doo."

by Cous Cous June 08, 2009

Tuna Can Dick

Someone who has a very girthy dick but lacks in length like a tuna can.

Megan: I told Paige that my favorite position was doggie style. So we tried and his tuna can dick felt like someone curb stomped my puss.

by Chub Mackerel August 04, 2019

dick face tuna

Someone who is really ugly.

Drake is so ugly hes a dick face tuna

by omara April 04, 2014

pounding your tuna

Fucking a girls's pussy really hard

Boyfriend: Do you want to me to do what I did last Saturday, pounding your tuna
Girlfriend: Hell yes!

by The Guy Who Stalks You December 16, 2017

Tuna fish swish

When someone’s concha smells like ratchet expired tuna

Did you smell that in class? Someone definitely has a case of the tuna fish swish.

by Ballsac soufflé December 10, 2017

clean the tuna bowl

To douche (like they talk about in all the summer's eve commercials)

Mary Jane thought she might get some from Bubba Ray tonight, so she went inside to clean the tuna bowl before her date.

by CaptainEntendre September 22, 2006

tuna oatmeal sandwich

Performing cunnilingus on a woman with a yeast infection.

Brian was looking forward to licking some tasty pussy, but when he unzipped Sarah's jeans, he realized all he'd be eating that night was a tuna oatmeal sandwich.

by ninjapiratechan November 05, 2006